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Best Wrong Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I have the worst luck in girlfriends. They always shout the wrong name in bed. When will women learn that my name is not God?
- Life mottos: Live,Love,Laugh... But when all goes wrong: Ready, aim, FIRE!!
- I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on the kitchen floor,…
- Correct me if I'm wrong, but the medical term for small penis is 'Chinese Dick Syndrome' right?
- I just met this BELIEBER and I wish it was legal to MURDER them. Don't get me wrong, I still MURDERED him. I just wish…
- People that correct you when you use the wrong who/whom are fucking idiots. You know whom you are.
- I tweet to get followers. Not sure what I'm doing wrong.
- Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, I was wrong. And, when right, the mature person need not experience the satisfaction of…
- Changed my name in my Ex's phone to Wrong Number because I'm a fucking genius.
- 62% of women check phones during sex. 38% of women are wondering what's wrong with their service.
- If being faithful is difficult for you than you are with the wrong person.
- Sometimes WRONG persons teach RIGHT LESSONS
- If your nose doesn't bleed after masturbating you fuckers are doing it wrong.
- It's way easier to judge everyone based on appearance and if you're ever wrong just be like sorry dude but do you realize what you…
- There is always an easy solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.
- Youre probably doing something wrong if you have to give a press conference every time you masturbate.
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- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I try to… — Darren Aronofsky
- You go to London, you see a TV set in every cell and the sign up that all the officers must treat… — Joe Arpaio
- It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on… — Paul Auster
- God has been very good to me, for I never dwell upon anything wrong which a person has done, so as to… — Teresa of Avila
- On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers… — Charles Babbage
- I'm into a casual-dressing girl: blue jeans and a tank top is super sexy. But the sexiest thing on a girl -… — Jensen Ackles
- History provides neither compensation for suffering nor penalties for wrong. — Lord Acton
- The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a… — Douglas Adams
- What makes me furious, not just because we're in an interview, but I don't like when writers take your words and put… — Erykah Badu