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Bill Bailey has 27 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say…
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I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it…
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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I…
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would…
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
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I have a soft spot for women, I'm not afraid of it, some women walk into the room, and they're so beautiful…
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Put very simply, Satan's power in the world is everywhere. Yet wherever men and women walk in the Spirit, sensitive to the…
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I find a lot of inspiration in street style and watching women walk, the way they wear things and what they're wearing.
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Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
— Bill Bailey
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It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And…
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Seven star hotels, Maybach, movie sick. Big bitches, knock-kneed camel-toed groupie shit. Women walk around while security on camelback. Club on fire…
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If certain women walk straight into adultery, there are many others who cling to numerous hopes, and commit sin only after wandering…
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