« All Witty Quotes · Phyllis Diller's Page
Witty Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
- The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
More Witty Quotes
- Under every stone lurks a politician. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine