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Witty Quotes by Emo Philips
- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
- I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
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