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Why Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
- My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, "Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia?"…
- Why women don't blink during foreplay... not enough time.
- I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
- Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
- You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- Victoria Beckham is so nasty, Why doesn't she just go home?! Her dresses are beautiful, but I don't care what she does. She's mean to…
- How stupid can you get? Christina must have been thinking about food, thats why she forgot the words. Shes gotten so big. She looks like…
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- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes