"Why women don't blink during foreplay... not enough…" — Joan Rivers
"Why women don't blink during foreplay... not enough time."
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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More Blink Quotes
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If we play to first time Blink 182 listeners, it's good they are listening to us and not the Backstreet…
— Travis Barker
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You're going to die soon enough anyway; even if it's a hundred years from now, that's still the blink of…
— Jesse Bering
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Now simmer blinks on flowery braes, And o'er the crystal streamlet plays.
— Robert Burns
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Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just…
— Sebastian Coe
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Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
— Robin Williams
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A blur of blinks, taps, jiggles, pivots and shifts ... the body language of a man wishing urgently to be…
— Edward R. Murrow
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Thus will we deal with life, my little help-meet. Will we not, eh? What though it blink at us like…
— Leonid Andreyev
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Don't blink. You just might miss your babies growing like mine did. Turning into moms and dads next thing you…
— Kenny Chesney
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When I was in love, I fell so hard. I was really, really, really in love. The way it made…
— Rihanna
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What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes…
— Anthony Hopkins
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My indigestion issues got gigantic and constant. And then I started thinking, I'm getting skinny. I dropped about 20 pounds…
— Patrick Swayze
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Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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