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Why Quotes by Jay Leno
- As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -…
- A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything…
- I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out…
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're…
- America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex,…
- It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean,…
- Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they…
- They always say the Miss America Pageant isn`t a beauty contest, it`s really a scholarship program. If that`s the case, why don`t we just put…
More Why Quotes
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe it's because… — Superman
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes