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White Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is…
- TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
- Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.
- Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in…
- Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is…
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- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- I would rather have a living smile from one I know is true than tears round my casket when this world I… — Superman
- You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley
- In a completely integrated unit where you'd have white soldiers, particularly from southern states, serving under black noncommissioned officers or officers... I… — Omar N. Bradley
- I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House… — Neil Armstrong
- I believe if the white and colored people could get together and be let alone, they would understand each other and consequently… — Josephine Baker
- It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine… — Russell Baker
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant… — Dave Barry