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Way Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Let's withdraw from Afghanistan and have the army invade America - that's the only way we'll get new schools and roads.
- Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.
- The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
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