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- We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this…
- Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.
- I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and smell like them,…
- I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama…
- If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
- We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what…
- The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
- When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with…
- Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
- There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
- My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.
- If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, Women and children first! how much feminist opposition do you think you'd get? . . .…
- Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said,…
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