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- Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.
- Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'
- Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
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