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Two Quotes by Joan Rivers
- A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go…
- She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
- Two is company; three is fifty bucks.
- Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride"...
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