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Tv Quotes by Jay Leno
- When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do…
- We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?
- Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues.…
More Tv Quotes
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- My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote. — Nikhil Saluja
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- When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian… — Roseanne Barr
- In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's… — Rowan Atkinson
- I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for… — Dave Attell