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Trap Quotes by Jack Handey
- It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you…
- Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.…
More Trap Quotes
- Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows. — Paulo Coelho
- The other animals humans eat, use in science, hunt, trap, and exploit in a variety of ways, have a life of their… — Tom Regan
- Bait is made to look SO good you OVERlook the trap. Whether scratched or scarred you ALWAYS get hurt giving in to… — LeCrae
- Life needs to continue right up until the moment you die. If at a certain point all you do is look back,… — Melchor Lim
- 25 lighters, 25 cyphers, went to jail and shared a cell with a 25-to-lifer. Stayed at my grandma house with 25 bibles,… — 2 Chainz
- The trap for an actor is that you become too successful at what you're trying to do, and you can find yourself… — Ben Affleck
- One had better die fighting against injustice than die like a dog or a rat in a trap. — Ida B. Wells
- Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot… — Alan Shepard