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- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
- Dogs would make totally incompetent criminals. If you could somehow get a group of dogs to understand the concept of the Kennedy assassination, they would…
- One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night of drinking, a…
- A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of…
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- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. — Dave Barry