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Top Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our…
- Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.
- A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
- A two-year old is like having a blender. only u have no top for it.
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