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- Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'
- When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.'
- President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
- In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside and chant…
- Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
- President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away…
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