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- This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible.
- For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't know she's my…
- When you're given a second chance, it's because God thought it was funny when you screwed up the first time and He wants to see…
- I get upset when someone accepts my invitation to connect on LinkedIn. How dare you took a long time to accept an invitation I didn't…
- Once upon a time you held the world in your hands... then I left.
- Don't let your memory get poor with time. Do the right things to sharpen it ... like... lending me your money!
- I hate when films say 'MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME
- I threw my watch out the window just to watch time fly.
- I love when I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I have so much more time to sleep!
- If I had a $1.00 for every time my dad called me a failure....I wouldn't be a failure anymore
- If I could go back in time, I would give your parents a condom
- Me and good judgment haven't been on speaking terms in a good long time.
- Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical and visual representation to show how you wasted all your precious time in the past...
- Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back?
- Spending a long time writing a really long message then accidentally pressing the back button.
- You know you spend too much time online when you start double clicking on your light switches.
- An ex is called an ex because they're an ex-ample of who not to date next time.
- The biggest mistake to most people Listen to half of the conversation Understand the quarter Speak all the time..
- I think it's time to clean out your Fridge when you open the door and something reaches out and hands you a beer.
- I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out!
- When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have.
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