"I'm so handsome that every time I shop,……" — Green Monk
"I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out!"
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Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
— Ambrose Bierce
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I ain't thinking of tomorrow, tomorrow thinks of me like a garcia, bulk of money on tha counter, I told…
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The economists all think that if you show up at the cashier's cage with enough currency, God will put more…
— Kenneth S. Deffeyes
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My very first job was a cashier at Burger King in Tucson, Arizona. And I occasionally worked the drive-thru. Id…
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Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick…
— Caprice Crane
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I don't know about you, but most of my exchanges with cashiers are not that meaningful.
— Jeff Bezos
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Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
— Al Capp
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Credit or debit cards, for starters, are nothing short of shoppers' Novocain. Even in the age of digital purchases and…
— Jeffrey Kluger
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A disagreement or incident involving someone who's not that important to you, like a guy who cut you off in…
— Joel Osteen
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My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never…
— Marco Rubio
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My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a…
— Marco Rubio
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They made it to the middle class, my dad working as a bartender and my mother as a cashier and…
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