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Thinking Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously…
- I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people…
- I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they…
- Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
- And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me…
- I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to…
- Destroying a religious symbol and building a religious center are really the same thing if you don't think about it.
- I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a…
- The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own…
- I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
- Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!
- Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from…
- The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to…
- The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own…
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