"Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this:……" — Stephen Colbert
"Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!"
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Boo Quotes
This quote is filed under Boo Quotes,
one of 236 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. If you have 10 people cheering and one person booing, all…
— Lance Armstrong
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In opera tradition, when opera die-hard fans, there is a replacement of singer or singer wasn't at his or hers…
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a…
— Herb Caen
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Every boo on the road is a cheer.
— Scotty Bowman
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How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000…
— Jacques Plante
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To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the…
— Robert Breault
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While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first…
— Jim Beaver
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The Prime Minister seems now to be basing his re-election campaign on this plot line. He is saying to the…
— Julia Gillard
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You don't BOO an Olympic Gold Medalist!
— Kurt Angle
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We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is…
— Wanda Sykes
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I wasn’t like, boo hoo, Bin Laden’s dead, but I wasn’t jumping. America’s a very nationalistic country, and in episodes…
— Jeremy Scahill
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I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
— Phyllis Diller
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