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Thinking Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you…
- I think the main thing that has to end is men's defensiveness.
- I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about.
- When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to write jokes. That was a huge revelation. Because at first you…
- I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the…
- You may be asking yourself, 'Am I the right type of person to go to this rally?' The fact that you would even stop to…
- When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.
- I don't think marijuana should be illegal.
- They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that…
- Everybody talks about the entitlement generation. There is no time I'd rather live in than now, and there is no generation I would more entrust…
- A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.
- Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you…
More Thinking Quotes
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- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt
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- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I don't think I have a signature. — J. J. Abrams