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Things Quotes by Jack Handey
- MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car - I forget what…
- There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he…
- To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,…
- If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or…
- People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is,…
- I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little…
- I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I…
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- Change in all things is sweet. — Aristotle