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Thing Quotes by Dave Barry
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
- All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book,…
- And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.
- Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it…
- I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell…
- I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place. The guy in the place with the thing, you know.…
- When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates!
- This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to…
- The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a course, you have…
- Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."
- You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I…
- But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be lost! So thanks to me…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves…
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