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Thick Quotes by Jack Handey
- I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get…
- If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because…
- When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that: we grow…
More Thick Quotes
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. — Samuel Beckett
- Everyone's been so quick to say that I'm really thick or I haven't got a brain. People will think whatever they want… — David Beckham
- The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. — Yogi Berra
- I couldn't figure out what to wear under my clothes. The body shapers were too thick at the time. — Sara Blakely
- In the decline of the day, near Kentucky river, as we ascended the brow of a small hill, a number of Indians… — Daniel Boone
- There are people who say, 'Oh this guy is quite thick.' I think the reason is that, increasingly, I don't mind being… — Alain de Botton
- The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right… — Samuel Butler