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They Keep Quotes by Dave Barry
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield…
- If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's because you're TOO CLOSE, alright? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE…
More They Keep Quotes
- In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the… — Aristotle
- Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. — Saul Bellow
- Journalists say a thing that they know isn't true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it… — Arnold Bennett
- I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then… — Roy Blount, Jr.
- While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their… — Elayne Boosler
- Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning. — Jo Brand
- If you go and talk to most people, they mean well but they don't have much of a breadth on education, of… — Benjamin Carson
- I'm furious about the Women's Liberationists. They keep getting up on soap-boxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true,… — Anita Loos