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- As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -…
- Corporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid
- Over 6 million people were evacuated from New Jersey ahead of the hurricane. And now, three of them have gone back.
- A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.
- McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know…
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed.
- President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of…
- According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good…
- Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.
- President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now…
- Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they…
- Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true…
- Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.
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- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle
- There live not three good men unhanged in England; and one of them is fat and grows old. — William Shakespeare