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Tell Quotes by Bill Maher
- When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over…
- Well, I hate to tell youbut if you have a flu shot for more than five years in a row, there's ten times the likelihood…
- Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.
- New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to…
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