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• A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
• I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
• I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
• I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
• What's another word for Thesaurus?
• For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it…

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