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System Quotes by Dave Barry
- Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of…
- The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man…
- The question is: What can we, as citizens, do to reform our tax system? As you know, under our three-branch system of government, the tax…
- I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and…
- Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.
- Although it was constructed in 1536, the New York subway system boasts an annual maintenance budget of nearly $8, currently stolen, and it does a…
- The hugely popular Windows 95 operating system revolutionized the software world thanks to its capability of accomplishing the seemingly impossible task of making Bill Gates…
- We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little…
- The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the American school system, and for a good reason: Your teachers hate you.
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