Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity, been abused more… — Friedrich Nietzsche
Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field. — John Gregory Dunne
People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes. — Lance Bass
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. — Alan Bennett
Other than hitting the ball...there's nothing else I have ever done or know how to do. How to live on the outside, how to earn… — Kim Young-kwang
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no… — Freya Stark
Why doesn't my stupid brain understand that I always wanted to be you? No you; no,no..you.Hey,you! now what are you smiling at. — Gopichand Lagadapati
No truly sophisticated proponent of repression would be stupid enough to shatter the facade of democratic institutions. — Unknown Author
There are only two (major) parties today: The Stupid Party and The Evil Party. Once in a while the two parties get together to do… — Thomas Woods
If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing. — Unknown Author
Fashion as King is sometimes a very stupid ruler. — Eric Temple Bell
You need to believe in your passion, no matter how stupid or insane that might make you look to the rest of the world. — Jason Ellis
Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful. — Virginia Graham
Plants are shaped by cultivation and men by education. .. We are born weak, we need strength; we are born totally unprovided, we need aid;… — Jean-Jacques Rousseau
What am I doing on a level of consciousness where this is real? That is the first question to ask yourself when you become aware… — Thaddeus Golas
The directors thought, They understand nothing in the real economy, in real life. They read some stupid books, and they came from the moon to… — Anatoly Chubais
Nobody ever commits a crime without doing something stupid. — Oscar Wilde
Reviewers, with some rare exceptions, are a most stupid and malignant race. As a bankrupt thief turns thief-taker in despair, so an unsuccessful author turns… — Percy Bysshe Shelley
No one looks stupid when they're having fun. — Amy Poehler
Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words? — Martin Freeman
Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella
The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all… — Santino Marella
I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!! — Shawn Michaels
I certainly would have regretted not getting into wrestling. It's been very lucrative for me and I've been fortunate to get into it and make… — Owen Hart
Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is… — Yip Harburg

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