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Stores Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
- There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
- When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
- When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I…
- I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign…
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