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Sometimes When Quotes by Jack Handey
- Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my…
- Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring…
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers…
More Sometimes When Quotes
- Although it is a gloomy view to suppose that life will die out, sometimes when I contemplate the things that people do… — Bertrand Russell
- Sometimes when I say am okay I want someone to look in to my eyes and hug me tight and say I… — Zaynab
- Sometimes when I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things, I am tempted to think there are no little things. — Bruce Barton
- Sometimes when I write lyrics there are images in them, usually on a quite simplistic level, like colors. But most often music… — Bjork
- You feel sometimes when you hear analysts and knowledgeable people talking about Iran that they fear so much about the survival of… — Hillary Clinton
- Sometimes when people are under stress, they hate to think, and it's the time when they most need to think. — William J. Clinton
- Sometimes when we're feeling sad, it's important just to feel the sadness. Like a snake shedding its skin, old feelings of remorse… — Marianne Williamson
- The history omankind seems like kite flying; sometimes, when the wind is favorable, we let go the string a little and the… — Lin Yutang