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Somebody Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just…
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,…
- Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to…
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
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