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Some Quotes by Jay Leno
- Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money…
- If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it,…
- According to a recent study, ten percent of 'Star Trek' fans meet the psychological criteria for addiction. Deprived of their favourite show, some Trekkies disply…
- In Chicago some anti-Mitt Romney protesters told reporters they're being paid to protest. They said they're being paid by Democrats to stand outside and chant…
- A Democratic congressman said that he worries that the IRS scandal might have a chilling effect on the IRA and that they might be afraid…
- Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.
- If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers.
- I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.
- I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
- According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his…
- I went into McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." And the girl behind the counter says, "Would you like fries with that?"
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- Nothing is more disgusting than the crowing about liberty by slaves, as most men are, and the flippant mistaking for freedom of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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- All artists dream of a silence which they must enter, as some creatures return to the sea to spawn. — Iris Murdoch
- The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once… — Nikhil Saluja
- Be yourself no matter how hard it is. Some people will love you some will hate you. Don't give a shit to… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes