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Six Quotes by Dave Barry
- The nicest Father's Day surprise of all for Dad would be if you handed him a box, and he unwrapped it, and there, inside, sitting…
- A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were…
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even…
- Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force…
- It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large…
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- Tourism is a crucial industry that could employ millions of Filipinos, skilled and unskilled alike, cross those 7,107 islands of the Philippines.… — Benigno Aquino III
- I did private study for about a month, five days a week, six hours a day. I came to understand the character… — Corin Nemec
- I am really not interested in the cinema. I loathed it when I started six years ago, and I don't enjoy it… — Brigitte Bardot
- There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams
- I don't think that the total creation took place in six days as we now measure time. If we can confirm, say,… — Jimmy Carter
- The fact that we have not had a terrorist attack in this country in the last six years is not a cause… — Michael Chertoff
- ... the fact is it didn't happen in the first month, the first six weeks, in a way that was at all… — Barack Obama
- Repeal that [welfare] law, and you will soon see a change in their manners. ... Six days shalt thou labor, though one… — Benjamin Franklin