"The nicest Father's Day surprise of all for……" — Dave Barry

The nicest Father's Day surprise of all for Dad would be if… - Dave Barry

"The nicest Father's Day surprise of all for Dad would be if you handed him a box, and he unwrapped it, and there, inside, sitting on a bed of folded tissue, was the pair of his undershorts that somebody threw away six months ago (without asking Dad) because they had reached the stage where they were 3 percent undershorts and 97 percent holes. Dad misses those undershorts. They were his Faithful Undershorts Companion."

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