Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts. — Dan Quayle
I would even go to Washington, which is saying something for me, just to glimpse Jane Q. Public, being sworn in as the first female… — Anna Quindlen
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. — Ayn Rand
And now the sequence of events in no particular order. — Dan Rather
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. — Ronald Reagan
It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and… — Ronald Reagan
As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I keep a little notebook of things that I can do to the zombies that might be silly and fun. — George A. Romero
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. — Andy Rooney
The most important thing is to have a good relationship with the bike... you have to understand what she wants. I think of a motorcycle… — Valentino Rossi
Probably only an art-worlder like me could assign deeper meaning to something as simple and silly as Tebowing. But, to us, anytime people repeat a… — Jerry Saltz
I never wanted to make a graphic novel. As soon as you become a 'writer,' you have to be intelligent all the time... I like… — Marjane Satrapi
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. — Arthur Schopenhauer
I just think it's silly to be stingy with compliments. If you see someone and they strike you as beautiful in any way, why not… — Jill Scott
I want to write something so simple, so short and so silly... and I want it to be for my brother. — Maurice Sendak
Dear though the reader might be, I'd be silly to cater to what the reader wanted. — Vikram Seth
Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare. — George Bernard Shaw
You need to be silly to be funny. — William Shatner
My mother was an exuberant, silly lady. — William Shatner
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. — George Bernard Shaw
I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad. — George Bernard Shaw
I remember being a little kid sitting in the living room with my brother and some friends from around the neighborhood, and I would sit… — Mike Shinoda
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me… — Shel Silverstein
When you're offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And it's silly because you can pass on some really amazing things. — Alicia Silverstone

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