Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid. — John Fowles
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers… — Jeff Foxworthy
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. — Redd Foxx
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. — Benjamin Franklin
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. — John Kenneth Galbraith
I don't want to be a silly temptress. I cannot see any sense in getting dressed up and doing nothing but tempting men in pictures. — Greta Garbo
We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves. — Paul Gauguin
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. — Charles de Gaulle
Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. — Andre Gide
Hopes are like hair ornaments. Girls want to wear too many of them. When they become old women they look silly wearing even one. — Arthur Golden
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. — Samuel Goldwyn
I may be a Jewish scientist, but I would be tickled silly if one day I were reincarnated as a Baptist preacher. — Brian Greene
You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend. — Franz Grillparzer
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. — Josh Groban
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? — Ursula K. Le Guin
Be happy. It's one way of being wise. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Sarah Palin is treated like a bimbo sometimes, but she has never given the public the respect they deserve. She acts silly and doesn't know… — Gail Collins
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. — Bill Cosby
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The… — Tommy Cooper
If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. — Ann Coulter
Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a great delicacy. — Jacques Yves Cousteau
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. — Quentin Crisp
The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder. — Richard J. Daley
Getting older, I realize I've had a very fortunate life. I've had a budget that's allowed me to do just about any silly little thing… — Rick Danko

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