Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

Oh, I'd say I like a meal as much as anybody. But I find a certain kind of foodiness silly, gluttonous and embarrassing. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Anybody can put things together that belong together. to put things together that don't go together, and make it work, that takes genius like Mozart's.… — Lukas Foss
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit. — Stephen Hawking
Some men have a silly theory about beautiful women - that somewhere along the line they'll turn into a monster. That movie gave them a… — Salma Hayek
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. — Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg
There are more fools in the world than there are people. — Heinrich Heine
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. — Robert A. Heinlein
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. — Ernest Hemingway
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. — Benny Hill
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself… — Edward Hoagland
Stupidity often saves a man from going mad. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
From a very early age, my wife and I told our son that there are times and places for everything. I told him, look, when… — Mark Hoppus
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. — Elbert Hubbard
I don't want to sound too silly or pretentious about this, but, you know, I love being in Paris. I love working at Louis Vuitton.… — Marc Jacobs
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so. — Jerome K. Jerome
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. — Carl Jung
You can relax more when you're playing a silly character than when you're playing a really rigid character. But to be fair, I think George… — Anna Kendrick
He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights. it had to be some silly little Communist. — Jackie Kennedy
From the beginning, I've had to juggle and weigh the silly things people say - and I've learnt that they're meaningless, and they're mostly inaccurate.… — Alicia Keys
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. — Jason Kidd
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. — Rudyard Kipling
I'm not silly. I understand that, with age and at different parts of your career, you have different challenges. — Frank Lampard
You do silly things for love sometimes and not-so-smart things for love. — Queen Latifah

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