Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

What can you conceive more silly and extravagant than to suppose a man racking his brains, and studying night and day how to fly? — William Law
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. — Fran Lebowitz
I was a busy kid in high school - a little bit of an overachiever, I guess. Prom king was kind of silly, but the… — John Legend
We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was… — Jennifer Lopez
Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid… — John Major
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. — Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. — Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. — Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. — Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. — Groucho Marx
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook. — Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. — Groucho Marx
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. — Groucho Marx
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. — Groucho Marx
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. — Groucho Marx
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. — Groucho Marx
Room service? Send up a larger room. — Groucho Marx
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. — Groucho Marx
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? — Groucho Marx
I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has… — John Mayer
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay at home. — James A. Michener
I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half… — Al McGuire
I noticed there were so many people, especially women, who would come up to me having recognized me from TV and say, 'I heard you… — Danica McKellar

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