Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. — Richard Simmons
The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life and death. When literature becomes too intellectual - when it begins… — Isaac Bashevis Singer
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. — Red Skelton
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a… — Red Skelton
Even now, I'm very superstitious, in silly ways. I always put my left boot on first. Or on set, I always tie my bow tie… — Matt Smith
Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs. — Susan Sontag
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. — Herbert Spencer
You can go from doing something quite silly to something dead serious in the blink of an eye, and if you're making those connections with… — Bruce Springsteen
I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my… — Danielle Steel
When I seemed to be irritable or sad, my father would quote the learned Dr. Knight, and then say, 'Just go to sleep.' Like all… — Ben Stein
You'll be old and you never lived, and you kind of feel silly to lie down and die and to never have lived, to have… — Gertrude Stein
Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise! — Wallace Stevens
Even while starting out I took things very seriously; I wasn't the sort of kid that would do a doll commercial or do a series… — Kristen Stewart
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann
There's this expression called postmodernism, which is kind of silly, and destroys a perfectly good word called modern, which now no longer means anything. — Twyla Tharp
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. — Paul Theroux
I just feel - specifically about that holiday - why is it just one day that you have to tell the person that you love… — Michelle Trachtenberg
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. — Anthony Trollope
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. — Anthony Trollope
If you can't convince them, confuse them. — Harry S. Truman
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. — Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. — Mark Twain
The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty… — Sid Vicious
Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it. — Stephen Vizinczey

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