Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! — Steven Wright
The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have. — Anna Quindlen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No. — Woody Allen
I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones… — Shana Abe
Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for an English degree. Ha! I'd… — Rachel Vincent
It is a sad thing to think of, but there is no doubt that genius lasts longer than beauty. That accounts for the fact that… — Oscar Wilde
You have grown abominably lazy, and you like gossip, and waste time on frivolous things, you are contented to be petted and admired by silly… — Louisa May Alcott
Love is like the wild rose-briar; Friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, But which will bloom most constantly? The… — Emily Dickinson
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. — Gene Hill
Turn around, Piglet. Step lightly, Pooh. This silly ol' dance is perfect for two. — A A Milne
Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and every version, they… — Chuck Palahniuk
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly! — George Carlin
Daisy had known the novel was silly even as she had read it, but that had not detracted one bit from her enjoyment. — Lisa Kleypas
You can choose your friends but you sho' can't choose your family, an' they're still kin to you no matter whether you acknowledge 'em or… — Harper Lee
Camelot is a silly place. — Graham Chapman
It was silly, wasn't it? But the singing made it not silly. — Audrey Niffenegger
Yet it would be your duty to bear it, if you could not avoid it: it is weak and silly to say you cannot bear… — Charlotte Bronte
I say Gibson, we're old friends, and you're a fool if you take anything I say as an offense. Madam your wife and I didn't… — Elizabeth Gaskell
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. — Groucho Marx
A girl had bidden me eat and drink and sleep, and had shown me friendship and had laughed at me and had called me a… — Hermann Hesse
The few love affairs which had come my way had been rather silly and sordid. They had not revealed the possibilities of love; in fact… — Aleister Crowley
Don't ask me silly questions I won't play silly games I'm just a simple choo choo train And I'll always be the same. I only… — Stephen King
You have been compelled to cultivate your reflective faculties for want of occasions for frittering away your life on silly trifles. — Emily Bronte
What can we know? What are we all? Poor silly half-brained things peering out at the infinite, with the aspirations of angels and the instinct… — Arthur Conan Doyle
You hate America, don't you?' That would be as silly as loving it,' I said. 'It's impossible for me to get emotional about it, because… — Kurt Vonnegut

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