Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

Be silly. Be honest. Be kind. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mr. Collins is a conceited, pompous, narrow-minded, silly man; you know he is, as well as I do; and you must feel, as well as… — Jane Austen
Oh, I don’t care about Jack. I don’t care for anybody in the whole world but you. I love you, Cecily. You will marry me,… — Oscar Wilde
Peter would think her sentimental. So she was. For she had come to feel that it was the only thing worth saying – what one… — Virginia Woolf
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house? — Bill Watterson
All right - I'll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me. — Kurt Vonnegut
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. — Steven Wright
Things are so hard to figure out when you live from day to day in this feverish and silly world. — Jack Kerouac
Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember you achieved 'Outstanding' in all your N.E.W.T.s, but if you… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
He stared past her to the place at the other end of the dining table where Regina would sit as his wife. If she were… — Sabrina Jeffries
In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the… — Oscar Wilde
Roses are for love. Not silly sweet-hearts' love but the love that makes you and keeps you whole, love that gets you through the worst… — Robin McKinley
I called my mother immediately to inform her that she was a bad parent. "I can't believe you let us watch this. We ate dinner… — Sloane Crosley
I would certainly end up forever crying the blues into a coffee cup in a park for old men playing chess or silly games of… — Charles Bukowski
You have absolutely no regard but yourself and your damned kicks. All you think about is what's hanging between your legs and how much money… — Jack Kerouac
Time wounds all heels. — Groucho Marx
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money. I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own… — Jack Kerouac
Yet the ivory gods, And the ebony gods, And the gods of diamond-jade, Are only silly puppet gods That people themselves Have made.- — Langston Hughes
To evade such temptations is the first duty of the poet. For as the ear is the antechamber to the soul, poetry can adulterate and… — Virginia Woolf
Remember, despite the fact that this book is being sold as a 'fantasy' novel, you must take all of the things it says extremely seriously,… — Brandon Sanderson
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. — Steven Wright
Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly. — Laurell K. Hamilton
If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect… — Bob Dylan
It's not a silly question if you can't answer it. — Jostein Gaarder
At heart, he could not abide sense in women: he liked to see them as silly, as light-headed, as vain, as open to ridicule as… — Charlotte Bronte

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