Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time. — H. L. Mencken
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. — Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. — Spike Milligan
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else… — Christopher Morley
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. — Christopher Morley
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. — Christopher Morley
Always write your ideas down however silly or trivial they might seem. Keep a notebook with you at all times. — Michael Morpurgo
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. — Mike Myers
My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. — Mike Myers
It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with… — John von Neumann
At university, I used to write silly little sketches and monologues, but never fiction. — David Nicholls
Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly. — Friedrich Nietzsche
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. — Anais Nin
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal. — Richard M. Nixon
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. — P.J. O'Rourke
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done… — P.J. O'Rourke
I know that campaigns can seem small, and even silly. Trivial things become big distractions. Serious issues become sound bites. And the truth gets buried… — Barack Obama
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. — Ozzy Osbourne
I always wanted to be an explorer, but - it seemed I was doomed to be nothing more than a very silly person. — Michael Palin
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it. — Pope John Paul II
Nobody calls me silly. That is not a word that applies to me. — Jane Pauley
Stupidity is a talent for misconception. — Edgar Allan Poe
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. — Alexander Pope
Science may be described as the art of systematic over-simplification. — Karl Popper
I grew up in Houston, and I remember we had separate drinking fountains, and black people sat in the balcony of the theater... We had… — Dennis Quaid

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