Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

I could have been an architect, but I don't think I'd have been very happy. Nearly all modern architecture is a silly game as far… — Roger Waters
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. — Bill Watterson
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and… — John Wayne
It's silly to work hard the whole week and then spoil it by not preparing properly before the game. — Arsene Wenger
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. — Mae West
Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. — William Westmoreland
There is no sin except stupidity. — Oscar Wilde
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. — Sloan Wilson
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. — Tom Wilson
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. — Woodrow Wilson
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. — Ludwig Wittgenstein
Our greatest stupidities may be very wise. — Ludwig Wittgenstein
What's another word for Thesaurus? — Steven Wright
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman
The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. — Israel Zangwill
I went to SXSW in 2011. God, that was awful. I mean, I only went because my publisher wanted me to promote the book and… — Evgeny Morozov
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a… — Jim Henson
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. — Jane Austen
I write almost always in the third person, and I don't think the narrator is male or female anyway. They're both, and young and old,… — Philip Pullman
A moment later Jonathan’s body wavered in the air, shimmering, and began to go transparent. “Don’t let them spread silly rumors about me, or make… — Richard Bach
I can't think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost… — Bill Bryson
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame… — George W. Bush
After a while I understood that, talking this way, everything dissolves: justice, pine, hair, woman, you and I. There was a woman I made love… — Robert Hass
He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun… — Neil Gaiman
It ain't over 'til it's over. — Yogi Berra

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