"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms." — Groucho Marx
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
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Groucho Marx
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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This contradiction lies here: they wish God, and they wish humanity. They persist in connecting two terms which, once separated,…
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely…
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What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the…
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I believe that truth has only one face: that of a violent contradiction.
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Do what you will, this world's a fiction and is made up of contradiction.
— William Blake
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Everything tends to make us believe that there exists a certain point of the mind at which life and death,…
— Andre Breton
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I never saw a contradiction between the ideas that sustain me and the ideas of that symbol, of that extraordinary…
— Fidel Castro
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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the…
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Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to…
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The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer…
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It was easier for me to think of a world without a creator than of a creator loaded with all…
— Simone de Beauvoir
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...the Bible is such a book of lies and contradictions there is no knowing which part to believe or whether…
— Thomas Paine
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