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Shirt Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on…
- If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
- Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all…
- Did you ever notice how they have commercials on TV with detergents that get out blood stains. If you have blood all over your shirt,…
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- People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit… — Sophia Bush
- I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the theater, we… — James Caan
- A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through your body… — Steve Carell
- An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. — Fred Allen
- The most difficult thing for me is a portrait. You have to try and put your camera between the skin of a… — Henri Cartier-Bresson
- I don't have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts. — John Cena
- I put on the Hank Williams and the Patsy Cline and the Rosemary Clooney on vinyl - I'm not trying to be… — Kelly Clarkson
- I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend's T-shirt. — Jennifer Aniston
- I've always thought of the T-shirt as the Alpha and Omega of the fashion alphabet, ... The White T. — Giorgio Armani
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't… — George Carlin
- Naked I came into the world, naked I shall go out of it! And a very good thing too, for it reminds… — E. M. Forster
- Natalie's estate is handled by Global Icons, and they police the world so her picture isn't on a T-shirt or coffee cup… — Robert Wagner