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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream,…
— Alanis Morissette
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It's easier when you play. You get your emotion out. You scream. You yell. You do whatever you want. You play. But…
— Goran Ivanisevic
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A doctor once told me that with crying you aren't sure what its derivation is. If someone comes at you with a…
— Bill Viola
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Panic. You open your mouth. Open it so wide your jaws creak. You order your lungs to draw air, NOW, you need…
— Khaled Hosseini
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What did you do?” This time the question tears from my throat like a growl. I throw myself toward him… “What did…
— Veronica Roth
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What did you do?” I mumble. He is just a few feet away from me now, but not close enough to hear…
— Veronica Roth
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What did you do?" I scream. "You die, I die too.
— Veronica Roth
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I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.
— Stephen Colbert
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When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in…
— Craig Brown
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What kills me the most is when I like someone and you ask who. I want to grab you by the shoulders…
— Leslie
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Life is like Ice scream you like it when still freez and you dislike it when melt
— Mabor Maker Kulang
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With every breath you take youre dying, With every step we take were falling apart. If we only had one chance we'd…
— Suicide Silence
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