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- I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. — Humphrey Bogart
- What, then, is this new man, the American? They are a mixture of English, Scotch, Irish, French, Dutch, Germans, and Swedes. From… — J. Hector St. John de Crevecoeur
- Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You… — Jessica Simpson
- The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think. — Harry Sinden
- Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger. — Victor Borge
- Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter,… — Mickey Rooney
- I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been… — David Justice
- The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets… — Unknown Author
- I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns
- Apropos, is not the Scotch phrase 'Auld Lang Syne' exceedingly expressive? I shall give you the verses on the other sheet. The… — Robert Burns
- I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who… — Mads Mikkelsen
- I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand,… — Ava Gardner